Animal jokes
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Memes
hmmm
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.