Animal jokes
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Memes
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!