What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
