Animal jokes
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.