Animal jokes
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
My dog died today. 😥
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.