Animal jokes
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.