What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. The joke here is that "alpaca" sounds like "I'll pack a[ll]"! Get it? It's a play on words! You probably think alpacas are just fluffy cows or something, but they're actually South American camelids, related to llamas, and known for their soft fleece. Try to keep up, slowpoke.