Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Anatomy Jokes
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Suck my balls!
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
