Anatomy jokes
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Toes for hoes.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.