Anatomy jokes
Toes for hoes.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A girl has small balls.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.