What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
