Anatomy jokes
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.