Anatomy jokes
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Biggest balls?
Willy bum.
Boobies!
Vagina?
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.