Anatomy jokes
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Dick in my mouth.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Suck on deez balls!