Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
penis balls cum <3
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
