Anatomy jokes
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!