New Anatomy Jokes - Page 18 - Worst Jokes Ever

Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

Yo head built like 2 parentheses.

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!

Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?

A cutting board.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

What kind of tree can you High-Five?

A palm tree.

A skeleton decided to become an assassin.

He was always skull-king around!

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.