Anatomy jokes
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Dick in my mouth.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Suck on deez balls!
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?