Anatomy jokes
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Suck my balls!
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.