Anatomy jokes
What do you call somebody with no nose?
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A girl has small balls.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.