Anatomy jokes
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Suck my balls!
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.