Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.