What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
They are hairy.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Back bent.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
