Always jokes
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.