Always jokes
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?