Always jokes
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Like if you know what i'm talking about
I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!
that one person in ur class be like
giving people karma
me at home i always do this
Always Me
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Dear dad Cosmo, I know you wont reply to this, and idk if you even just randomly check wje at all. I really miss you, and I hope your doing amazing g in life. I'm sorry last time we talked more, I was always high or just stupid. It's been over 40 days sober now. I rarely hurt myself. I'm not into depression a lot anymore, and things at home are a lot better. I know you had your reasons to leave, even id I diner know… Read more
Why do I always feel like I'm being watched... Every night when I try and sleep I always feel an unearthly presence somewhere nearby... Then voices.... which have not shut up... I think its coming from my walls
Doom's log 10/12/26