Frustrating Church Service

The joke plays on the repetitive nature of church services, and the frustration of a child having to change positions so often. It ends with a shocking and sexually inappropriate punchline, taking the frustration to an extreme.

• Church
• Child
• Sex
• Priest
• Religion
• Wish

• I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
• A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
• I think that church is boring.
• Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.