Always jokes
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Always trust strangers
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.