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Salad

The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".

Word

Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

Percent

Always!

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel contains the text "The pupil can expand as much as 55% when you look at something you love". The second panel shows a man with a normal pupil. The third panel is a picture of various cheeses. The fourth panel shows the same man with his pupils completely black.

Girl

SO TRUE

The image shows a collection of items and phrases associated with a loud, annoying girl at school. The text reads: "Annoying loud girl at school." Items include a black hoodie with "Thrasher" on it, a bag of Takis, a can of Arizona iced tea, a gold nameplate necklace that says "Tammy", black Nike slides, and a hand with long pink nails. Some phrases include: "HEY BESTFRIENDD!!" "BESTFRANNNN", "What you staring at for", "Always fighting", and "That's on periodt sis". The image also includes a photo of a girl. The text "Loudest person at 7am" is at the bottom.

Situation

It's ALWAYS like this

The image shows a three-row grid. On the left, a monkey has an increasingly confused expression. On the right, there is a blackboard where a person is writing a simple math equation '2+2=4', then there is an image of rain, then finally there is another blackboard with many math equations.

Funeral

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Password

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

Cake

A layered cake with blue, pink, and white frosting is sitting on a white cake stand. The question is asked if the cake is scary and a comment below states that they have always wanted a cake that cuts itself.

Physical Education

always happens to me

The image shows Mike Wazowski, the character from Monsters, Inc., standing alone on a sports field in front of a large crowd. The text above him reads: "What it feels like being picked first in PE."

Child

Like if you know what i'm talking about

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Picture

Meme

A picture of a man with a grey beard and black jacket. The text overlaid on the image says "I DON'T OFTEN CROP PICTURES, BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS DO A FANTASTIC JOB."

Posture

Shrimp posture

The image shows a person with an exaggeratedly curved spine playing an electric guitar. The text above the image reads "Me: why is my back always hurting?" and "Me all day:".

Calvin

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Movie

Why does this always happen to me...

A sad, green puppet sits with its arms crossed, looking dejected. The text above the puppet reads: "when you show people a movie you love AND THEY DON'T PAY ATTENTION or react to any of the important scenes."

Bottle

A picture of Charlie Harper from the TV show Two and a Half Men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says, "Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. Better be safe than sober" - Charlie Harper

Friend

That do be me though

The image shows the torso of a person wearing a jacket. The text on the image reads: "we all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single".

FBI

A black t-shirt with "FBI" printed in white with a red line on top. Below, it says "FEMBOY BUSSY INSPECTOR" in white.

Friendship

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, the Knight sits alone on a bench. The text says: "If you ever feel alone remember,". In the second panel, a small, dark creature flies above the bench. The text reads: "There is always a friend out there for you". The third panel shows the Knight on the bench surrounded by small, spidery creatures and a larger, red creature. The text says: "You may find them in the most unexpected of places." The final panel shows the Knight on the bench, and a large, winged creature and several small, flying creatures have joined him. The text says: "But they will always be there for you."

Insurance

The image displays a screenshot from a video game featuring a menu with three options: "Give Up", "Try Again", and "Call Luigi". Text overlayed on the image reads: "POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare". Luigi is visible in the upper right corner of the image.

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