All the time jokes
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.