Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.
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I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?
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Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time
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Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time
Why was the pregnant cow get mad all the time,it wasn’t in for the moo-d
