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I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

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    Listen up, numbskull! So, this dude is on some website and starts crushing on a person named Gwen, but it's all a joke, right? Then BAM! They're dating! But wait, there's more! Gwen's ex shows up, and they start dating again, but surprise! The ex is gay! And get this, Gwen might even be a dude! It's like a soap opera written by a bunch of apes. And you, with your attention span of a goldfish, thought it was funny? You're the joke, not the story!

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    • First of all, that was a faker, Prince is NOT gay(I have proof) And I can SWEAR that I am a girl!

    ok whats the proof?

    nvm he just said he was kinda gay...

    yeah so there is no proof.

    aye gwen i think prince is pretty gay ngl, so you should take ur chances with tj...

    wait wat??

    yeah same tj and you can turn this around forget about prince (gay)

    DO IT GWEN

    aye wtf man i mean...

    idk the other people why u bully?

    jk

    I might date tj if Prince really is gay but I still think that he's a faker!

    tj committed suicide

    but yeah prince said he is gay and likes a boy at school so

    no if gwen gets me back i wont committe suicide

    TJ KILLED HIMSELF!???

    ok but if u say no i committe suicide...

    so yes or no?

    I will let you know in a little while but probably yes.

    ok :)

    I will probably let you know tomarrow

    shouldn't pressuring someone into dating you by saying i'll commit suicide be illegal? like come on man. My dad's friend just committed suicide and he was literally smiling and laughing an hour before it, thats how you know the difference between who will actually do it

    I am not gay that was a fucking faker! btw gwen is still my bf

    Hi Prince!

    You mean gf right?

    and yes I meant gf! I don't like boys dude! Get that staright! cause I am straight!

    Welcome Love. :)

    Oh and Prince, do you wanna chat on facebook?

    I cant do facebook my mom won't let me she has it locked but what about email? what is ur email or account cause I need it!

    If I give it to you... well long story short I'm grounded... my parents are really nosy... it really is a miracle I havn't been caught wet.

    Hi Amine Girl 12

    Crabby Jellyfish

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