Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Boomerang Relationship Failures
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You see, the first guy is braggin' that his gals always crawl back to him, like boomerangs. And you? Well, it seems you can't even get one to stick around in the first place. Ouch, buddy.