Hawking's Bitches

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on words. Stephen Hawking uses a computer to talk, right? The joke implies he uses it to pick up chicks. But get this: Siri is a voice assistant on iPhones. So, the punchline is that Hawking isn't around Siri, implying he prefers real "bitches" over a digital assistant. Get it? Probably not, you're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.