Always jokes
Why you always in a mood?
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Memes
Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.
Friend: "Your jokes are too short."
Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."
Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."
Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."
Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.