Always jokes
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Memes
Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why you always in a mood?
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!