Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do it's my ankle.
there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
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Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
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My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
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Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
