Always jokes
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Memes
Always!
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”