Midgets and Tampon String

This joke plays on the stereotype of midgets having a small stature. It's funny because it suggests that the tampon string would be long enough for them to trip over, which is absurd. It relies on an exaggerated and visual scenario to get a laugh.

• Tampon
• Midget
• Dwarf
• Size
• Height
• String

• What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
• Why do women hate having sex with midgets? Because of their shortcomings.
• Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump? So they don't whistle on the way down!
• Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.