Always jokes
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.