Always Jokes

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They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers

'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''

"Mc Donald's."

My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.

Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.

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I was always poked and told at weddings your next...

So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....

If I’m ugly why u always look at me when I come in the door?

Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because was always on the dashboard.

People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools

I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."