Always Jokes

My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals

'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''

"Mc Donald's."

My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.

Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words

Are you getting the knife

I was always poked and told at weddings your next...

So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....

If I’m ugly why u always look at me when I come in the door?

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because was always on the dashboard.

People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps

I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔

Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright

I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that...I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.

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