Always jokes
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.