Always Jokes

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted

I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.