I don't like the word gun
Whenever I say it people always get triggered
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
