Always jokes
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Memes
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.