Always jokes
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Memes
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.