Always jokes
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."