Always jokes
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.