Always jokes

Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.

What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.

Q: Why was 10 afraid?

A: Because he was always between 9/11.