I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
Why is hangman always done in black ink? To make it more realistic
I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
I'd make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
orphan- am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there
orphan-realizes
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for your self. Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for your self be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for your self and others if they need it. Best-Gwen
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
Why can't pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Q: what do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: we can always rearrange your liver 😏
