Shopping Cart jokes
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
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Community talk
Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]
I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more