Always jokes
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Always me when I “try” to make conversation :
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.