The Aborting Nurse

Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you simpleton. You posted a joke about a nurse who says she's great with babies because she "always aborts them". It's funny because abortion is a serious topic and the nurse is making a dark, unexpected joke. It's like if a baker said they were great with bread because they always burned it. Get it, dummy? Also, you are probably not that great with jokes.

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