Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.