Agriculture jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!