Agriculture jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.