What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
