Agriculture jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.