Agriculture jokes
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.