Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.