Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows read? The moospaper!