Agriculture jokes
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.
I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.