Agriculture jokes
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.