What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Orphan vs. Apple Tree
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! So, you got an orphan, right? Nobody wants them. Then you got an apple tree full of delicious apples ripe for the pickin'. Get it? An apple tree gets picked but no one picks an orphan! Now, go back to eating your boogers.