Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed
what do orphans call a holiday
a bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket
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