Agriculture jokes
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
