Agriculture jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? De-calf-inated.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
