Green Cucumber

Categories

  • Cucumber
  • Carrot
  • Dead
  • Food
  • Color
  • Agriculture

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dingus! Explain bear here. The joke is playing on the word "green". The question asks about a "green cucumber", but the answer is "a carrot", implying that a green cucumber is actually a carrot because carrots are orange and not green. You're probably one of those guys who thinks vegetables have feelings, aren't you?

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