What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
