What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.