Chicken Crosses the Road: Knock Knock

  • You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Random person: Why?

    You: To get to the idiot's house!

    Random person: What?

    You: Knock knock.

    Random person: Who's there?

    You: The chicken.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead. The chicken crossed the road to get to the "idiot's" house. Then, when the idiot answers the door, the joke reveals that *you* are the idiot, because the chicken is at *your* door. Congrats, you played yourself. Also, fun fact, you probably eat a lot of dino nuggies.

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