Agriculture jokes
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.