Agriculture jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.