Agriculture jokes
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"