Agriculture jokes
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.