Agriculture jokes
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.