Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
What do you call a cow?
A cow!