Aed jokes
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.