Aed jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.