Complaint jokes
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
I hate noise.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.