Aed jokes

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.

His parents weren't too happy.

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

I've got a job defusing landmines.

It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."