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Extinct T-Rex

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Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

Because it's dead.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen here, numbskull, T-Rexes are extinct. That means they is dead as a doornail. Dead dinos can't clap, genius. You probably think the Earth is flat, huh?

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