Aed jokes
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
What is this website?
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.