Aed jokes
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.