Aed jokes
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What is a pile of balls?
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.