Aed jokes
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!