Aed jokes

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

What food has an orphan made?

Homemade food.

Q: What are cheetahs?

A: The worst card players!

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.