Aed jokes

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.

What do you call a terrible bus company?

Stagecoach Highlands.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?