Aed jokes
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Minecraft movie
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.