Aed jokes

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.

Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.

What happens to a nervous nut?

It cracks.

How do you catch an elephant?

Act like a peanut.

Can I ask you a question? Nut now!

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?

This guy, yep, this guy right here.

How do you kill a sheep?

You lamb shank it!

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

What’s 23 times 2?

A potato.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"