Aed jokes
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...