Aed jokes
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
We ain’t got no new memes so here
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.