Aed jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
A strong woman.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.