Aed jokes
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”