Aed jokes
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.