Aed jokes

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

Titanic is more bent than a hairline.

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...

All of the bristles fell out!

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.