I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words. The dude is gay, so he "can't go straight", geddit? It's funny because it uses the double meaning of "straight", referring both to the direction and sexual orientation. You probably don't know about that, you absolute Neanderthal.