Aed jokes
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.