Aed jokes

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?

A gas grenade.

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

Can I pin your corpse to a tree?

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!

Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.

A: Carrot 🥕

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...

All of the bristles fell out!

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.